Watching Smallville with all its cell phones and Alienware computers, you would think that Superman was a teenager just entering college. If that were the case, then he would be learning about Intelligent Design in school.

What is Intelligent Design? It’s the newest thing that’s come out of Bush’s country to the south of us. It’s the belief that Darwin’s theory of evolution never existed because the universe is so complex that a higher being must have intelligently designed it.

Maybe Superman designed it in his image in an alternate universe.