Setting: Pauline is driving down the street
BS: Hi, I’m a baby squirrel and I’m crossing the street look at me!
(BS runs across street)
K: Hey look, it’s a squirrel crossing the road
(P slows down and coasts to let the squirrel make it across)
BS: Run run run. Phew tired, let me stop in the middle of the road right where a tire will be in 2 seconds.
P: Ahhhh
K: Ahhhh
(Car wheel barrels toward squirrel directly in its path)
BS: Heheh just kidding, run run run wheee! I like surprise endings!
(K proceeds to blog about event)
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