so i had a convo with a sri lankian dude on my cell which went like this

<me>: hello

<dude>: can i talk to [mumble mumble]
<me>: i think you got the wrong number…
<dude>: who am i talking to?
<me>: who do you want to talk to?
<dude>: i think i got the wrong number.
<me>: uh huh
waits for dude to hang up…
and waits…
hangs up on him instead

i’d blame it on lack of english facility, but it’s probably that that tamil tigers miss me now that i’ve moved outta scarborough. i’m a scarlem survivor yo.