Setting: Pauline’s driving in bumper to bumper, but moving highway traffic
Pigeon: Hi, I’m a dumb pigeon, but I’m tired of gliding so lemme find somewhere to rest
(Pigeon lands between two lanes of highway traffic)
Kevin: Hey, it’s a bird, ahhh
Pauline: Ahhh
Pigeon: Ok! All done my rest, time to continue flying in pursuit of bread, cheetos, and ringolos
(Pigeon turns to the left)
Pigeon: Ahh fast moving predator
(Pigeon turns to the right)
Pigeon: Ahh fast moving predator
(Pigeon turns to the left)
Pigeon: Ahh fast moving predator
(Pigeon turns to the right)
Pigeon: Ahh fast moving predator
(Pigeon turns to the left)
Pigeon: Ahh fast moving predator
(Pigeon turns to the right)
Pigeon: Ahh fast moving predator
(Pauline drives past)
Kevin: Ahh that pigeon is so roadkilled
Pauline: Aww that’s so sad.
Peng: Why didn’t the bird just take off parallel to the road?
Kevin: Because the bird is dumb…
(Argument ensues why bird is dumb…)

Posted by Kevin in Blogs Tags: dumb